Funny, I thought I was doing due 'April first' diligence with that Cruz story. It was linked from an established familiar Niner news site (forget which one right now) and there were no little give away, tongue-in-cheek hints that it might be bogus. If it was in fact a fictitious story, it brings up questions of credibility with internet 'reporting.' These joke things used to be about fun and creative, imaginative writing, not trying to create dead-pan prose deceptions. Anyone can simply do that. I hate having my time wasted.