And how about that Hand character? The "Thing". Creepy little Bastid that one. Lurch from the Addams Family is okay in my book. We'll leave him as off limits for now.

But since Joe Flacco has acquired the moniker I'm real sorry to say...

LURCH MUST DIE!

Love ya. Nice knowin ya. But here's Patrick Willis, Justin Smith and Aldon Smith and...you're goin down.

Lurch is history.