Chris Culliver obviously hasn't done any prison time yet, but I predict he will still be a 49er two years from now. He will "see the light" any day now and make the appropriate theatrical apology.

(and sad to say, he's the most talented CB on the team.)

Lookit, nothing any 49er does between now and Sunday will come close to matching the scum factor of Ray Lewis. We're golden.

Velvety!