Seriously, we get what we deserve.

Anybody who pays attention to the entire environment of professional sports knows that the percentage of less-than-clever douchebags among athletes is higher than in the general population.

Douchebaggery doesn't necessarily have to result in criminality, but in combination with the huge amounts of money floating around the periphery in professional sports, it often results in a lot of hairy scenarios where it becomes possible for unfounded accusations of knavery to have as much currency as genuine cries of wolf.

Do NOT be surprised or disappointed when the statistical probabilities seep over into your chosen roomful of heroes.

This season alone, we've already seen that the 49ers locker room is not the smartest in the league. DeMarcus Dobbs and Aldon Smith come immediately to mind. I've been surprised, to tell the truth, that Ted Ginn hasn't been featured in one of these stories, if it weren't that that the ringleaders of hip behavior are also usually smarter than the meatballs around them.