Win

Oy! It was your lot who brought that nonsense over here, and you told us it was called "Soccer".

Then you wandered off, while we were busy fighting the Civil War... and changed the name without telling us!

So tough noogies. By the time it occured to you guys to mention that you'd unilaterally changed the freakin' name... we'd moved on.

I suppose next you'll want us to start calling Croquet, "Pell Mell" again.