DM,

No problem. I really loved that kind of stuff that we all came up with in the old days, so funny and creative.

Here's another one I believe you came up with and I was never sure if you were kidding or not, if this was real or you just made it up, but it just seemed so ridiculously mind blowing and yet delivered so matter of factly:

Progress Report on the Turbo-Encabulator

The original device used on the system had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable
logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan.
The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that
side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal locus-to-delta type placed in
panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie
pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" ends of the grammeters.

Forty-one majestically-spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high
S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and five percent reminative tetryliodohexmine. Both of these liquids have specific
pericosities given by , where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition, and C is
Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive
pilfrometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see L. E. Rumpelverstein in "Zeitschrift fur
Elektrotechnistatisch-Donnerblitzen," Vol. vii), but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the
imaging varicosity of the transcendental hopper dadoscope. (See "Proceedings of the Peruvian Academy of
Sciences," June 1914).



Gotta be a joke, right?