Wow GT! Thanks for digging that up. I well remember my 'trying and failing to sound like Dave Barry' phase. I'm not sure there is a part 1. Something in the deep recesses of memory tells me that starting with part two was supposed to be a joke. How it was supposed to be a relevant or meaningful joke, I also can't remember. I have a folder on my work computer called "Audible Archives". I'll have a look in there if I ever decide to go back to work.