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DM - 10:27am Sep 23, 1998 PST (#112322 of 112624)
Aalo Palto

You know, I'm feeling kind of depressed. Everyone has a schtick but me. Gary has the IAPP, GT has
the predictoscore, Kevin has the report on Young Buddies, Shores has the POG, Robin has his
pomes and LOA, Eman has his rants, Bonnie is queen, Jeff is king, Klau has his collect a post, Eric
gets us tickets, Win has his dead cats.....(sorry if I missed anyone).....and me? Well sure, I've got my
occasional snide remark, but I don't have a regular feature. I think I'm ready for my closeup Mr.
De'Merc! So what should I do? What would take advantage of my abilities as a Mad Scientist, while
not exposing the weakness of my football knowledge? I know! How about a regular series on "The
fhysics of football"? (yes, I now how to spell physics). Yes, I think I could do that! OK! yes! That's
it! Fellow Audiblite's! Look for the upcoming first in a series: The Fhysics of Football. First in the
series will be "The Fhysics of the 'spiral'". Watch for it on your local station.